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  • The Glass Ceiling


    When I have kids, the rule is going to be, ‘you can be whatever you want to be; a doctor, an artist, a stay-at-home-mom, a stripper, a monk. You can be gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, straight and everything in between. You can be a UU, Christian, Hindu, Ba’hai, Atheist, Questioning, whatever. You can be any gender you want, just tell me, and I will support you. But the minute I hear about you bullying someone, we’re going to have a serious problem.’


    Why do you have all those cloud babies scattered around your staircase


    Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.


    does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on

    “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

    (via ablackwing)

    “I don’t want to be
    the other half of your soul.
    I want to be the one
    who reminds you
    that you’re already whole.”

    G.S., soulstice (via sacredfemininegypsyheart)


    Black Widow Bra & Panty Set


    burritoyumm hushed: Hey again I was just wondering if you have any experience in costume design.

    hey, yeah, I’ve costumed a couple of shows…why? what’s up?


    I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.